I hate freebes
Buy one get one free. You do not even need one, but you are going to buy 2, because it is cheaper that way. You do not need it now, but they want you to buy it now, and you do.
You just won a free cruise for 2. BUT: to maximize your gain pay us for a week at this stupid resort that no one wants to go to, and pay us for a trip to a nearby casino, and you can have a free one night cruise. Somewhere you did not really want to go, on a time of the year you cannot really take vacation, and you HAVE to enjoy all this extra stuff you do not really want to, or cannot possibly enjoy, just to get this tiny little "free" (about 100$ for taxes) thing. When you could just buy a cruise when you wanted it, where you wanted it without all the hassle. But also without any freebe.
The same thing happens at the lab, we get these awesome offers for stuff we just order last week, of stuff we only need to order once a year, or stuff that you can only order in small supplies because it goes bad, but if you order a whole lot of it is cheaper, except that in the end for you it is still the same because you end up throwing away half of it.
I am just a little upset right now, but soon I will get home, eat my chocolate muffin, look at the Christmas tree while listening to Christmas carols and everything will be ok again, specially with George by my side.
